Au Natural

That was painful. Back to free thinking, yo? Or no. Well, of course, all my free thinking is of the clarifying sort, where tap dancing horses actually equate Justin Timberlake, and the whole grain, Ms. Cameron.

Not sure what my strange obsession is with this girl, until I saw The Holiday, I never really liked her. Too cute I'd guess, and for sure the best smiler. Must have been balanced some how by Titanic, though I still can't stand Jude Law. Too charming.

Perhaps it was the whole "I'm in love with you, but engaged in front of your face to another" that set them all free from my castrating glare. Except for Jude Law, again, too phony. But Timberlake, I just don't get the guy, and what keeps him from settling down properly.

Likely, a bunch of typical Hollywood excuses about the damaging limelight, and all that dang traveling. But a surfer girl, with that free spirit and hot body? Who broke my heart in absolute two with the whole "so what, SHE'S your girlfriend?" bugaloo?

Made me totally forget about Britney, for sure. Moms deserve their comebacks, don't get me wrong...and nothing more romantic to picture than the pedestal being restored with a final "I get you now". Probably too messy in the end.

I'm marrying my maternity overalls

You fatties know how it is, had all the luck in the world this time...managed to stay squeezed into my size 6 stretch Levis until, well, today. And then, mercy, I'm finally committing to the expandable waistband, and I'm free.

It's only because of Old Navy that this week gets to be dedicated to love and Halloween. Well, it would have been anyway, being the Witch's New Year and all. It's how I stay two months ahead of the curve, couldn't do it without satan, who's lovely.

And that's all I'm going to say.

A professional moderator or...

maybe I'll just determine the direction of our country for the next 30 years, or forty...and teach men to be more civilized in public discussion, and um, get Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh more airtime than any breasts McCain could fashion for a one-time only viewing.

Nice move, babe! Totally retro. I remember the first time I wore a low cut blouse, fine, it was maternity wear from Target, with ruffles AND denim. Just a couple weeks back, and I, like you Meghan, could not believe the world that opened up before me.

Suddenly, women everywhere were also sporting cleave-love, and unapologetically! Inspired me to be the writer I am today. Of course, I felt like a newbie. A flat-chested one at that, I'll admit I favor pregnancy for specifically that reason. C'mon, you know you do it too.

But what I found was, that 3-4 ladies out of the average, oh, I don't know, however many were surrounding me at the time...they knew what I was going through because THEY HAD GONE THROUGH IT TOO! And it didn't stop them from forcing America to avoid staring, what power.

Isn't womanhood a miracle?

Love ya !!! Jess

Inequality

I'm not exactly a sex slave, serving 40 filthy men a day...but somewhere in between there, and Drew Barrymore, celebrating her current goal in life, which is to do everything that scares her. You mean everything, Drew "even a Cover Girl" Barrymore?

I suppose I should know what I'm talking about when I ask that, instead of just throwing it out there. It's at the top of my list though, besides Kanye and Letterman. So, being a lady like she is, I thought I'd just begin there.

So what's it like, after all those years of struggling to accept the name you've been given, to find the courage to face all those parts of yourself you could never just naturally believe in. So hard.

Avoiding real life to engage with your characters, I couldn't imagine even for an instance, wouldn't want to. All those buffers in place to keep you comfy and protected, so you can perfect your work. How sincere, and I mean that.