Kung Fu like that

Oh, totally what you're thinking. Yes, I'm Kung Fu like that. Only, best expressed through email instruction, 'cause everything I do is so graphic. Like an illustrator, only much more honest. So, I'm Kung Fu like that. What's that, you didn't expect it?

Well, I take my prose seriously, like some take their tea. Think lil miss Queen Olivia of La Mancha and such, would totally be offended by that? I'd hope, it fits me.